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Trying to hold off from watching War Horse because I accidentally spoiled a big scene for myself and if I watch it now, I won’t survive finals. No. Nooooooooo 
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insidelime: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
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It took me literally an entire hour to count the register It was so crazy I was so confused I don’t want to be cashier anymore why why On another note, the annoying co-workers I work with are growing on me. And I like the new girl so far. 
May 28th
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
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I wish showering didn’t take me so long 
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I just went running today — the first time in a really long time… AND I LASTED ONLY 10 MINUTES. THIS IS SO SAD. I USED TO BE CAPABLE OF RUNNING 9 MILES. I WAS LITERALLY DYING ON MY NEIGHBORS YARD JEESSSUSSSS Now I’m eating cup ramen and sitting in front of the computer. Look at me, mom — I’m a raving success.
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I doubt anyone will understand what Jesse Eisenberg did to my soul. Because he practically crushed it with his clammy jewish hands.
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“I understand why the people who work here are so angry. I guess it’s like...”
– “Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews From a Privileged Nine-Year-Old” by Jesse Eisenberg (x)
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I take insults against my favorite actors/actresses personally. Don’t you ever. Ever.
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So after I threw up at work on Friday morning, my manager told me to go home but when I got to my car the engine didn’t start. And I live literally like 5 blocks away so I just called me mom to pick me up and I figured my dad (who is a mechanic) can come and fix it.  It’s been 48 hours, dad. It hasn’t left its spot since Friday. What if it gets towed. Dear GOD, how much is...
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awkwardness replied to your post: I refer to myself in third person when I speak in… das kawaii lol, thanks but i’m trying to get rid of it because it’s an annoying childhood habit. And in japanese television, there are all these dumb girls who talk like 5 year olds and I don’t want to be one of them :(
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I refer to myself in third person when I speak in Japanese.
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Just two more weeks. Just two more weeks. Just two more weeks.* *and then summer school
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I just bought new rainbows (with the braided straps) finally after losing 1/2 of my last pair at the beach. I’m in the process of breaking them in. I might cry. I have bunion cushions to protect my already fucked up feet.
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Do you have any funny stories, either on set or...
HEMSWORTH: Chris [Evans] sent us a text that said, “Avengers assemble at such and such bar, at 9 o’clock on Saturday night.” That was a good group effort. We paid for it at work, the next couple of days.
RUFFALO: You should see that group hug.
HEMSWORTH: At three in the morning, on the dance floor.
DOWNEY: Ruffalo, weren’t you the one throwing the roof parties?
RUFFALO: Yeah, that was me.
DOWNEY: So, you were the group instigator.
RUFFALO: I was the group hugger.
HEMSWORTH: I keep getting asked about who was the biggest diva. This was the first time I worked with these guys, and we all are either that well-behaved, or everyone kept each other in check. No one wanted to be the one who screwed it up.
RUFFALO: I just remember going to someone’s place with a group of half-naked stuntmen in a hot tub, and Scarlett Johansson standing over them with a giant ladle, making boy soup.
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