February 2012
I slammed a metal door on my thumb at work today because I’m an idiot.
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“Hi, i’m Zalkff Galiskfjkasjf”
– Zakjfdja;gh Galosdfkjf (via starkinhighgarden)
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via michaelsnot)
“You’re only two years older than me, where have you been all my life?”
– Christopher Plummer
The Oscars 2012 (Part I)
I do not like the singing.
“This is for Italy” — I thought that was really cute. But do they always do this? Where they present the less popular awards first?
I DO NOT APPRECIATE A SCENE OF TWILIGHT BEING INCLUDED ALONGSIDE CLIPS FROM ALL THESE OTHER AWESOME MOVIES. NO. NO. STOP. WHY.
Chloe Moretz is such a cutie pie. Why is she so perfect. And mature. And pretty.
These...
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I’d like to thank everyone who’s ever been born?
Somewhere, Leonardo DiCaprio is crying from happiness.
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
Put all the beautiful people in one room and boom. You have the Academy Awards.
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thejollity replied to your post: Roundtrip ticket to London from July 9 to July 16…
oh God it’s probably so much more expensive this summer because of the Olympics
Oh wow. I didn’t even think of that! I bet all the hotels are booked already. I’ll be turned away from hostels and be forced to snuggle against homeless people…
Instead of sleeping, I’m up late at night surfing the web in search of all the details for the perfect summer getaway THAT I WOULD NEVER GO ON. I was looking up any possible study abroad programs for 2 hours before I realized that my manager wouldn’t let me take off like that for 3 weeks. Even if I did save enough money for a 7-day trip, it really wouldn’t be a good decision. I...
Roundtrip ticket to London from July 9 to July 16 is $1392
jdgnkfnkdjngkjdngkjndfkjgndkfn I want to GO
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I already want to quit.
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Just bought 50/50. Can’t wait to cry over all the sad and all the happy again.
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Got yelled at by the assistant manager today for “making him look bad”.
Ugh. I just don’t like this guy in general because he tries so hard to be the “cool guy” that all the young workers can talk to. He says things like “Yo, bro, it’s ice cool don’t worry yo’ pretty self”, or “this place is bangin’ like cray”. Oh GOD,...
