tomo arigato cho chang

I’m back on Twitter! There are A+ jokes on there that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:29:31 -0700

I’m back on Twitter!
There are A+ jokes on there that you’re missing out on.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:59:30 -0700

#you are my favourite asshole

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:23:24 -0700

#you are my favourite asshole

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:14:09 -0700

plus i said i would come in to work at 7:30 every day. why did i do that? that's so early.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:53:03 -0700

Can’t you change your mind?

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:14:07 -0700

One of the best decisions I made in life: downloading the screenshot of Gabe from the office saying...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:11:53 -0700

One of the best decisions I made in life: downloading the screenshot of Gabe from the office saying ‘walk away, bitch’

tylenold: it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:00:39 -0700

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:40:26 -0700

When you’re lying in bed and you just know— Mother nature, you’re early.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:46:38 -0700

When you’re lying in bed and you just know—

Mother nature, you’re early.

foxmouth: The Halted Traveller, 2012 “The term ‘halted...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:43:01 -0700

foxmouth:

The Halted Traveller, 2012

“The term ‘halted traveller’ is usually associated with German romantic painters like Caspar David Friedrich, to describe a person seen from behind facing a lanscape. The lonely wanderer appears to have been halted by the view of the landscape.

This implies to us as a viewer that there is perhaps more to the landscape than we see. One can also identify with the figure. His posture invites you to imagine what he feels facing this landscape in front of his and your eyes.”

by Damien Rayuela

gurlfriend: happy fathers day

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:12:38 -0700

gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)

“YEAH BUT CAN YOUR MACBOOK DO THIS?”

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:46:11 -0700

“YEAH BUT CAN YOUR MACBOOK DO THIS?”

buttodenkirk: have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 04:48:47 -0700

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

So I have the twitter app set up so that it takes up half the screen and i can see people’s...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:27:37 -0700

So I have the twitter app set up so that it takes up half the screen and i can see people’s tweets as soon as i unlock my phone.

Which has led me to using twitter again.

And I’m trying to not be redundant across all my social media networks but it’s so hard. What I had for lunch is super important and my jokes should be heard by everybody. There are some poor unfortunate people out there who don’t get the full Tomo. Wow, sho shad :(

givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:15:22 -0700

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I get choked up when I look at DOB’s face

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:19:16 -0700

I get choked up when I look at DOB’s face

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:06:37 -0700

My friend is dealing with a very angry aunt and I listened to the 7 voicemails she received and omg,...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:34:23 -0700

My friend is dealing with a very angry aunt and I listened to the 7 voicemails she received and omg, an angry raving Scottish/English woman is terrifying. Bloody this, Bloody that. Racist too. She called Mexicans dirty savages. Holy shit this is terrifying.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:58:33 -0700